Six Puns Day Two Hundred Seventy Seven: Automobile Classification
“Do you have any pick up lines?” said Dan. “Nothing beyond sports and luxury goods,” said David, “Oh, but I do have this story about how to convert a bull to a another religion.” “Really? How do you do...
View ArticleSix Puns Day Two Hundred Eighty: Film Genres
There’s way too much drama on the ranch, just because nobody wants to document Terry’s hours doesn’t mean he has to come at Dee in anger. He even criticized the clothes she wore. I swear no one will...
View ArticleSix Puns Day Four Hundred Eighty Seven: Newspapers
If you want a scoop of ice cream, this restaurant sports a wide array of flavors. There’s also a stage venue there with a variety of angry comics, who have nothing but cross words for anyone wearing...
View ArticleSix Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Nine: Jackets
This CD sleeve will suit your needs: it sports a disc with a zip file containing a word-processing program. So if you’ve received some flak from others, don’t get upset: write a letter, man.
View ArticleSix Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty: Curling
Kids and adults have a lazy handle on things: some say they like to skip school (or work) and play on a slide. They also love to draw and eat Chinese takeout. Six Puns: A woolly operation of lamb’s...
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